i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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